Toddler Exchange Service

Two babies pose in typical poses, one reaching for an adult and the other sleeps with a pacifier.
Daily writing prompt
Come up with a crazy business idea.

Are you tired of the same triggers, tantrums, and food aversions? Is your toddler far too similar to you, kicking you right in your unhealed child self? Is the life of a primary-parent slowly killing your soul as you face the same old lack of rational thought dressed up in different costumes? Well look no further-we have a solution for you!

In our one-of-a-kind Toddler xChange™, we vet each and every family first and foremost for safety. Next, our experts match you carefully so you know that the toddler you’re getting for the day will present you with variety in their daily antics. Wondering if there’s truly anyone as wild as your blueberry loving-then-throwing goon, well, there is! Toddlers are all like this. You just need some perspective and a much-deserved change of pace.

In a country that has decided childcare isn’t a right, do the next best thing and buy yourself a change of pace and variety. Maybe you’ll both learn something from the ordeal.

Good luck out there, it’s a doozy!

An imaginary brochure offering a toddler/family switching service.

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  1. MJ Avatar

    “Dom Econ” or “Practice Babies” was similar and utilized during the early 1900’s. https://thefactsource.com/practice-babies-how-universities-borrowed-orphans-to-teach-parenting/

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  2. Wiwohka Avatar

    this was absolutely hilarious… lol… well done!

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    1. Heather Kirkconnell Avatar

      The only way through this stage amirite

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      1. Wiwohka Avatar

        exactly… lol

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